Even I Think Trump Should Go

I had a conversation with this monkey at the Art Institute just a few months ago and even then, he believed in his monkey heart that Trump had to go. He knew nothing of the Putin embarrassments, nothing of the dirty dealings in his family, nothing of the government shutdown. It was a simple matter. “The President,” the monkey said, “has fraudulent hair. You can’t trust a human with fraudulent hair.” So, even in the drawn animal world, the need to lose Trump is spreading.